splashy john

A splashy john is when there is a puddle of pee/water/god-knows-what under a urinal from the previous users of the urinal. A splashy john is especially disgusting if you are at a pool or a place where you are not wearing shoes. One way to avoid the puddle on a splashy john is to spread your legs so your feet are on either side of the puddle instead of taking a leak with your legs together which would mean that both your feet would be in the puddle.

"Timmy did you use the bathroom?"
"Fuck naw mommy! I got a splashy john!"

by poopy butt January 20, 2015

splashy fish

A fuckin remake of the bullshit game flappy bird

Why did they have to make (splashy fish) another remake

by Eminen February 21, 2014

Splashy Tummy

The sensation you get when you drink a lot of liquid, the tummy becomes "splashy" and can be sloshed at will.

Man, I just drank so much cold pop I've got splashy tummy

by Horizon11O1 March 4, 2019

splashy ding ding

Another term for diarrhea.
Origin: the sounds diarrhea makes when it hits the toilet water.

We ate White Castle last night and now I have to splashy ding ding.

by Twoslobberydogs December 9, 2019

Splashy Bashing

The art of masturbation in the bath tub.

OMG JUST HAD A SPLASHY BASHING SESSION IN THE TUB DUDE!

by Leol307 May 17, 2011

splashy_official

great youtube creator, very cool 👍

: ayo did you see splashy_officials new video?
: no but ill check them out!

by killa_j November 27, 2021

splashy prince

A young male who ejaculates (splash) on young boys

That kid just got a splashy prince from the old man across the street

by Jason dogan August 12, 2017