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Get the slagging off mug.When someone tells you how shit you are at something, without acknowledging you’re feelings, or the fact that you don’t care about this opinion.
It’s only Nola-splaining when the opinion is in no way whatsoever constructive or useful
It’s only Nola-splaining when the opinion is in no way whatsoever constructive or useful
P1: “oh look, I made this drawing”
P2: “it’s really bad”
P1: “what? Why?”
P2: “it just... looks bad.”
P3: “god she’s Nola-splaining again.”
P2: “it’s really bad”
P1: “what? Why?”
P2: “it just... looks bad.”
P3: “god she’s Nola-splaining again.”
by Angry friend. August 20, 2019
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guy: Yeah I heard he was a dealer.
girl: Exactly......
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girl: Exactly......
by plasticlove January 9, 2005
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The act of engaging conversational rapport with a complete stranger.
Though tied to the seduction community as the official name for being "on the hunt," the term also applies in business and interpersonal relations, as the act of appearing as a socially versatile and competent person.
Credit to Ross Jeffries, who claims to have named the act after his cat.
The act of engaging conversational rapport with a complete stranger.
Though tied to the seduction community as the official name for being "on the hunt," the term also applies in business and interpersonal relations, as the act of appearing as a socially versatile and competent person.
Credit to Ross Jeffries, who claims to have named the act after his cat.
in seduction:
"My wingman and I went sarging last night at club X."
other:
"The goal in business is to sarge your coworkers as soon as you start working there. It's a quick way to appear competant!"
"My wingman and I went sarging last night at club X."
other:
"The goal in business is to sarge your coworkers as soon as you start working there. It's a quick way to appear competant!"
by Shertz August 24, 2006
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A twisted pronunciation of the word “splurging”
v. To indulge in an extravagant expense that is unnecessary. To behave or act in an improper way; to be stupid or to do things without thinking ahead of time.
A twisted pronunciation of the word “splurging”
v. To indulge in an extravagant expense that is unnecessary. To behave or act in an improper way; to be stupid or to do things without thinking ahead of time.
"Nigga I be Splargin" - Big Sean
"Fuck! I cut muy Hand!" "How'd you do that?" "IDK, I was Splarging"
"I just got paid! I took my girl to the mall and were Splargin"
"Momma can't be Splargin cause she's a broke nigga,
but my daddy can cause he's a P.I.M.P"
"Fuck! I cut muy Hand!" "How'd you do that?" "IDK, I was Splarging"
"I just got paid! I took my girl to the mall and were Splargin"
"Momma can't be Splargin cause she's a broke nigga,
but my daddy can cause he's a P.I.M.P"
by CookieKingston June 14, 2011
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Can be used as a suffix to indicate the topic being 'splained, e.g., dog-splaining, car-splaining
Can be used as a suffix to indicate the topic being 'splained, e.g., dog-splaining, car-splaining
#1)
"I just got a puppy and you would not believe how many people dog-splain to me how I should train it or what its breed is like. They all think they're expert animal trainers."
#2)
Person A: "Hey man, I got a chance to look at your YouTube videos. You know, channels get more views when they have attention grabbing thumbnails. You might want to try that. Also, one way to get more engagement is to have an introduction that..."
Person B: "Dude, stop YouTube-splaining me. I run my own channel. You think I don't know about all that stuff already?"
"I just got a puppy and you would not believe how many people dog-splain to me how I should train it or what its breed is like. They all think they're expert animal trainers."
#2)
Person A: "Hey man, I got a chance to look at your YouTube videos. You know, channels get more views when they have attention grabbing thumbnails. You might want to try that. Also, one way to get more engagement is to have an introduction that..."
Person B: "Dude, stop YouTube-splaining me. I run my own channel. You think I don't know about all that stuff already?"
by CommanderFerret March 18, 2021
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