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New Jersey Swirlie

The sexual act of performing oral sex on your partner while simulationsely dunking their head into the toilet of a heavily used port-o-potty.
We got bored at the country musical festival last weekend, so Jim took me into one of the port-o-potty’s and gave me a New Jersey Swirlie!
by Psychowalnut May 27, 2018
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Swirlie

When a school bully takes you into the bathroom and dunks your head in the toilet, then flushes it repeatedly so it swirls all around your head.
In high school I used to give this kid named Eric swirlies in his own piss. I would sneak up on him while he was taking a piss, wait for him to finish, then grab him before he could flush and shove his head in for a good long while. Yup, He got a lot of piss swirlies.
by Rappunk799 June 18, 2014
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Swirlie

Where a persons head is put down the toilet, which is then flushed. Used by woman to humiliate their parter after using the loo.
My wife called me into the bathroom one day, i thought she wanted some kinkyness, but instead said she wanted to give me a swirlie, next thing i knew my head was being rammed down the toilet into her stinky shit, and then flushed.
by #@ March 20, 2007
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swirlie

1) A childish form of punishment; see above.
2) A tantalizing method of analingus. Requires precise dexterity of the tongue but success is often duly rewarded.
1) That fucking prick gave me a swirlie and ruined my hairdo! Fuck that!
2) Mmm...I did the swirlie to my girl and her pussy melted off.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 17, 2003
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Swirlies

The act of giving someone a swirly but plural.
I was expecting high school to be filled with people giving each other swirlies and pushing people into lockers.
by Lauren the Dork October 3, 2017
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Sirliek

Highly active kid, horny asf, weird, smart and will beat t out of you if you change this definition
Sirliek hates u
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Japanese swirlie

Take a normal swirlie in a normal toilet, but add a bidet (Japanese toilet) get the vision?
Think of getting water boarded but in a toilet, Japanese swirlie
by Japaneseswirlie June 7, 2023
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