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Spimp

A “Spimp” is when a person of any gender finds Spamton G Spamton from the hit game Deltarune by Toby Fox, romantically or sexually attractive.
OMG AVARI IS SUCH A SPIMP”
by Spimp May 24, 2022
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Spime

Noun: A real life physical object with knowledge of itself.

Possesing the following characteristics:
1)Small, inexpensive means of remotely and uniquely identifying objects over short ranges; in other words, radio-frequency identification.
2)A mechanism to precisely locate something on Earth, such as a global-positioning system.
3)A way to mine large amounts of data for things that match some given criteria, like internet search engines.
4)Tools to virtually construct nearly any kind of object; computer-aided design.
5)Ways to rapidly prototype virtual objects into real ones. Sophisticated, automated fabrication of a specification for an object, through “three-dimensional printers.”
6)“Cradle-to-cradle” life-spans for objects. Cheap, effective recycling.

Spimes are objects precisely located in space and time.
They have histories. They are recorded, tracked, inventoried, and always associated with a story.

Spimes have identities, they are protagonists of a documented process.

They are searchable, like Google. You can think of Spimes as being auto-Googling objects.

(Coined by Bruce Sterling at SIGGRAPH 2004)
"Where the heck did I put my keys?"
"They got spime?"
"Sure!"
"Then Google them man!"
by LordLobster April 8, 2006
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Spimbid

A large section of dried Cow dung that is used in cooking processes by European Gypsies. Typically the Gypsies marinade their chosen food in the Cow dung 17 days before cooking. Sausage Spimbid for example, Sausages left in Cow dung for 17 days then lightly heated before eating.
Mick: “Whaaats for dinner Miss Mick..?”

Miss Mick: “Feck off, Spimbid Sausage.”
by Bert Fegg October 29, 2007
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Spimp

1.An abbreviation of "Special Shrimp." A processed, canned meat product with a shrimp flavor; see also Spam, Spobster, Speef, Spois Gras, Spicken, Spacon, and others. It is a perennial favorite of Southeast Asian Juntas and Quartermasters, due to its affordability, portability, and uncanny seafoodiness.
"Shinawatra should never come back here; he will have to find his Spimp elsewhere." -- Anonymous Thai Warlord
by webster tarpley November 8, 2008
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spimq

Used to define two gay guys that are married and sex driven.
Billy: Did you hear that James and Carl got married?
Alex: Yea, but they're just spimq's
by Mr. Q, Bot December 9, 2021
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spimming

using an instant message service (aol/aim, myspace, yahoo...) to spam message people.
spimming: getting a random unsolicited im from someone with a link to a website. "I just got spimmed!"
by Cooper Cooperson October 31, 2007
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spimmigrant

i was driving by 7/11 and saw a spimmigrant standing looking for work.
by Patrick Harden February 19, 2012
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