Vagina Spiders are spider-like creatures that live in middle-aged women's vaginas. They are mainly caused by being lazy, arrogant, and sleeping with men out of their league. Vagina Spiders are extremely territorial, biting anyone that steps in their presence; or should I say "sticks" in their presence. They reproduce by laying eggs in mattresses, though they must change bedding grounds every 5 years. A vagina spider fears nothing, so they are dangerous to all men. If you wake up in the morning in her bed and you have bite marks; immediately go to the hospital. Also, DO NOT come into contact with other men, because you were attacked by a Vagina spider and now carry them. If the woman you were sleeping with has Vagina Spiders, DO NOT come in close contact with her. Not only will the spiders know you are in their presence again, but their next attack will be deadly.
Guy: "Did you sleep with that girl Tina?"
Another Guy: "Yeah! That bitch had Vagina Spiders!"
Guy: "Oh hell no!"
Another Guy: "Yeah! That bitch had Vagina Spiders!"
Guy: "Oh hell no!"
by Lardassinator-9000 April 17, 2022
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Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.
Interchangeable with local fauna.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.
Interchangeable with local fauna.
by Psykram May 12, 2010
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To piss or fuck around doing absolutly nothing. Going to a place and staring at your mates with a blank look. A call to arms or time of action needed.
Guys we are not here to fuck spiders!
by Sponge69 October 14, 2011
Get the Fuck Spiders mug.The act of risking one's life or safety to achieve a goal by purposefully entering dangerous, and often deadly, territory.
ORIGIN: From Lt. Col. Ronald Speirs who, during the Battle of Bastogne, ran through a German occupied town, past troops and even a tank, to meet up with a platoon and relay an order, as they had no radio. He then turned around and ran back to meet up with his squad.
ORIGIN: From Lt. Col. Ronald Speirs who, during the Battle of Bastogne, ran through a German occupied town, past troops and even a tank, to meet up with a platoon and relay an order, as they had no radio. He then turned around and ran back to meet up with his squad.
"In Call of Duty yesterday, I pulled a Speirs and got a 7 killstreak."
or, can be used in non-deadly situations:
RICK: "Holy shit!"
PAUL: "What?"
RICK: "The running back just pulled a Speirs and scored a touchdown!"
or, can be used in non-deadly situations:
RICK: "Holy shit!"
PAUL: "What?"
RICK: "The running back just pulled a Speirs and scored a touchdown!"
by George Lulz July 29, 2011
Get the Pulled a Speirs mug.German: person who is a part of or aspires to the pursuit of middle class conformist comfort - nice house with a picket fence and a large car parked out front (and a fat retirement account).
From a Medieval German name for a small weapon carried by middle-class townsfolk, adopted as a slur on the bourgoise by 19th century socialists.
From a Medieval German name for a small weapon carried by middle-class townsfolk, adopted as a slur on the bourgoise by 19th century socialists.
"My parents are total Spiessers. So boring!"
From an old German bank commercial:
A hippy in a trailer park is making fun of his neighbors, who have just gotten a mortgage from the bank and will be moving into a proper house: "Spiessers!"
His five-year-old daughter: "I want to be a 'Spiesser' when I grow up..."
From an old German bank commercial:
A hippy in a trailer park is making fun of his neighbors, who have just gotten a mortgage from the bank and will be moving into a proper house: "Spiessers!"
His five-year-old daughter: "I want to be a 'Spiesser' when I grow up..."
by Texmandie June 3, 2007
Get the Spiesser mug.Spielshy - This is someone who loves to play games and tricks on all the sexy ladies after having his 3rd beer! Usually from Amsterdam but rather a nomad that travels the world entertaining the ladies.
OMG, last night we went out and met a SPIELSHY! My girlfriends and I had the most amazing night and morning ;)
SPIELSHY is amazing, especially in the bedroom!
I went out last night and got me a SPIELSHY to cheer me up!
SPIELSHY is amazing, especially in the bedroom!
I went out last night and got me a SPIELSHY to cheer me up!
by Now You Talking Brudda September 25, 2019
Get the spielshy mug.Describes someone who holds a cock/spire upright. The reason the word spotter is used is because, just like in benchpressing, the holding/spotting is done by a third party representative. Spirespotting is most common before the spicy bologna is inserted into the vagina (or rectum, for you cumtheca spirespotters out there) during intercourse. In pornography, the most common case of this is when, during a male-female-female scene, girl #1 is about to get her peach cobbler rived, so girl #2 grips the hedgehog and guides it into girl #1's pudendal crawlway.
The coati Ben Coates was robbing a liquor store when he felt something from below the waist. He recognized it as a hand. He thought to himself, "What kind of person would give my johnson such a firm skyward grip? Oh yeah, a spirespotter."
by Eric Kazinsky January 27, 2007
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