spermanent

male ejaculation in the hair of a female

He missed her mouth and ejaculated in her red hair giving her an immediate spermanent.

by Scott August 25, 2003

spearmint

better than mint

Yo, that shit's spearmint!

by Chris That Guy October 25, 2007

Spermante

a type of fizzy jizz/cum (sperm) that's exactly like Asti Spumante wine i.e. white, bubbly and very sticky

I'd been out dancing, when I got home I gave my bird a good seeing to with the old one eyed trouser snake and my knob exploded with a torrent of spermante!

by Flange the Inquisitor November 13, 2005

Stearmanned

1)Blindo, blind drunk.
Richard Stearman, Sheffield United defender, blind drunk after getting United back into the Premier League.

I'm going to go and get absolutely stearmanned tonight!

by BeesyChalls April 28, 2019

spermaniac

a disease commonly found in exchange student after they have been bullied and force to take part in a orgy where they have to drink 5 or more gallons of man sperm so they get used to it and cant live without it, people with this disease often become very strong and muscly because of the high amounts of protein in the sperm.

damn, look at that asian boi, he got good booty and is strong as hell, he must got the spermaniac disease

by Logi Boi Iceland December 11, 2019

Sperman

One of the many potential outcome languages resulting from taking multiple foreign language classes simultaneously.

I forgot whether I was in my Spanish 1 class or my German 1 class, so I ended up translating "Where is the dog?" to "¿Dónde está der Hund". I'd be getting an A in Sperman right now.

by RequiemCube July 16, 2010

spearmans wank correlation coefficient

A statistical system created by Charles Spearman. The mad bastard ranked his wanks every day on a scale of one to ten for a year. He then made a stupid table and decided how significant he is

Mark: "I just don't know how significant i am"

Harold: "Have a spearmans wank correlation coefficient, that'll sort you out"

by mcfinners February 20, 2011