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Baldie's Steak Night

Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.
Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.

I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.
by Twaggy Smidgekin October 20, 2010
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woman's steak

a pork chop cooked with Shake 'n Bake.
"My wife thinks a woman's steak counts as the real thing."

"I bet Clay Aiken prefers a woman's steak over the real McCoy."
by ecdaillest January 21, 2013
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speak when spoken to

A phrase back in the day in which people would tell their children or wife to speak only when an adult begins to talk to you. In other words stay quiet.
Similar to the phrase stay quiet when the adults are talking.

Child comes up to parent and tries to speak while the parent is talking to then parent yells speak when spoken to.
by Lovewithoutlife November 22, 2013
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Cheese Steak Jimmy's

A password in Age of Empires 2 that will grand you 1000 food points.
Need more food? type cheese steak jimmy's
by Wohjoa May 26, 2017
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speak more slush

Taehyung: Can you speak more slush?
Jungkook: Slush?
Taehyung: Slowly
by iamalesbiankpopstan May 18, 2018
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bachelor's steak

Hannah: What did you have for dinner tonight?
Red: A bachelor's steak.
Hannah: What kind, honeynut cheerios or trix?
Red: Neither, honeybunches of oats!
by Hannah "Mixmaster" Mathew July 11, 2011
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steak um"s

The beefy flaps that cover the female cooter (vagina).
Are those steak um"s or does her pussy need to go on a diet?
by Chip K. September 13, 2008
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