A sexual position on the secret last page of the kama sutra sex book, in which the male hangs upside down from a rope attatched to the ceiling and another male/female hangs from the first males genitals. The rope is then rapidly swung in an anti clockwise direction, putting a lot of stress on the first males genitals; the primary objective being to enlarge the penis.
faiz had a 7 foot long dick, must have been practisibg the spazzy monkey often.
danesh has the biggest penis I have ever seen. That's coz he does the spazzy monkey with joshua
danesh has the biggest penis I have ever seen. That's coz he does the spazzy monkey with joshua
by Al Jabreezi Jihad November 23, 2013

by Rudi2 September 29, 2008

Listen, boo! You can't go spazzy wacky on me just 'cuz I threw shade at you! React to my shades with better shades, not with your fists, unless you can't even afford a shade... Ahaha! Now can I get a Rayban? Oh, wait! I'm already wearin' one! No wonder this room looks so shady!
by shadyboo September 7, 2016

One or both eyes that do not sit straight in the socket and are also referred to as a "disabled eye". People with the spazzy eye often own and carry a manbag.
by Oosky84 December 4, 2011

To have one leg which always has an injury, pain or causes discomfort. It is normally the right leg due to it being positioned closer to a radio-active TV.
by Mr Clothinghamtonshire September 18, 2009

A hugely annoying, self centred, pompous freak... gets things wrong without even trying much. Very sneaky, always bounces back. Must be related to the boss.
Arse kisser x x
Arse kisser x x
by tellitlikeitis June 30, 2005

someone who spazzes alot and is a douchebag. their inconsiderate, rude, and only care about themselves.
by bananacake August 6, 2011
