spazzbomb

someone/thing that is wierd and odd and random. Derived from the word spazz

Debbie:I like eggs!
Fred: Your such a spazzbomb

by ~*~Ambz~*~ April 23, 2006

spacebooking

checking or being on myspace and facebook at the same time

guy 1: hey chad, what are you doing?

chad: im spacebooking, i have new comments and new notifications, at the same time!

by Romagic March 31, 2008

Spaceboots

An occurrence or temporary paralysis of the leg(s) and feet immediately following an extended stay on the toilet whilst using a mobile device.

This is a result of ones leg(s) lacking the needed oxygen to function properly. Difficulty walking or controlling ones leg(s) or feet and often appearing as a limp to a third party.

Texting, Tweeting, Instagram, Facebook, pinterest are all common causes of Spaceboots.

This can be alleviated by discreetly bending ones knees multiple times while rinsing hands to restore leg functionality prior to exiting the restroom.

Co Worker Joe: Dude, why are you walking so funny?

Paul: I got a wicked case of spaceboots following a Instagram binge on the toilet.

Coworker: Weak.

by Swampfox1 October 3, 2013

Spazbo

A hybrid of 'Spazzy' and 'ASBO' (anti social behaviour order) to refer to an action or behaviour that should be reprimanded for being idiotic (spazzy like). In certain office enviroments people are writing SPAZBO on post it's and sticking it to peoples head.

Richie you absolute tool, you have managed to fuck up that marketing campaign again. come here, you are formally being issued with a SPAZBO. (stick post it on forehead)!

by Garry Hamilton July 6, 2006

Spacebook

What old people call Facebook or MySpace after a younger, more modern person helps them set up an account on one or both of them.

Bob: You should have a lot of fun on these social networking sites, Grandma! They're called Myspace and Facebook!

one day later...

Grandma: This is as stupid as hell! I don't even know how to log on to Spacebook!!!

Bob: rofl!!!1!!!11 Spacebook? It's either Facebook or Myspace, Grandma. And I showed you everything yesterday, I even wrote it down!

Grandma: to hell with modern-day grandson's! and technology~!

by lilitalian32 July 7, 2009

Spaceboots

High; Smacked; act of being high

I had soo Much fun last night w/ Chinaindia. My Spaceboots is wavey!

by chinasellyxx October 12, 2010

spazecow

A flying creature of the bovine species known to inhabit even the farthest reaches of outer spaze.

Look out, Fritz! We don't want to hit that spazecow!

by spazefarmer February 26, 2004