snatchlasticity

The tightness of a woman's vagina. Various factors can effect snachlasticity, including but not limited to having a baby, being with a well-hung partner, and being a slut.

Sharon had a C-section in order to avoid loss of snatchlasticity.

by Rodger Jordan March 30, 2006

Las Vegas Spatula

Use your dick and wedge it between your partner's butt cheeks. Make room for an egg, place the egg in his/her butt hole. Have him/her crack the egg w/ their ass cheeks, scramble the egg around with your dick.

Jimmy woke up one sunday morning craving a Las Vegas Spatula. Luckily your Mom was right there with a carton of eggs. :)

by Cara Lewin November 9, 2006

snatchola

Snatchola is the act of flashing ones snatch in a way to say hello.. Snatchola (snatch/hola) Snatch (sexual slang), a term for the vagina/ Hola is an interjection in Spanish language, equivalent to English hello.. aka The Spanish face mask is where one (female) surpises a mate by whippin her vagina out and putting it in the mates face..

Snatchola is the act of flashing ones snatch in a way to say hello.. such as Grace entered the room wearing no pants when her guest asked the reason of her exposed pussy her reply was "its just my Snacthola" it just wanted to say hi hearing this her guest where happly surpised and began to have ABC party..(Anything But Clothes)

by thebtree May 22, 2010

Sexual Spatula

A term for a person who is able to "flip" or change another person's sexual orientation.

Elias: Paulina dated Max last year. But as soon as they broke up, Max started dating a guy!
Ephraim: Say whaat? I thought Max was straight!
Elias: He used to be, but now he is gay. That's what you get for hooking up with a sexual spatula.

by Mr. Bubonic October 22, 2009

spatulatin

1.The act of hitting an ugly ass bitch in the face with a spatula.

2. See spatulating.

1. That chick is so ugly she needs some severe spatulatin' done to her...shit.

by Enron January 3, 2005

ass spatula

Some one who sucks so much that if you were given the choice to shove a spatula up your ass or meet them you would pick the spatula.

Person 1: So Dayton really sucks huh?
Person 2: Yep he is the worst.
Person 1: He can't be that bad.
Person 2: You don't even know. He is ass spatula bad.
Person 1: wow thats bad.

by KnifeySpoony March 19, 2011

Hand Spatula

The use of arm/hand motion to prevent unwanted contact from drunk females.

e.g. The scraping of eggs from a pan

Megan: OH MY GOD! I haven't seen you all night! Give me a hug!

Kyle *uses hand spatula*

by Kahltherage December 5, 2010