The Sparklemob are a group of 14-30 year olds who are complete psychopaths. They spend hours each day on MySpace, Facebook and Twi-hard forums planning the kidnap and sexual torture of Robert Pattinson. These plans usually involve pillows, edible glitter and chocolate syrup.
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bj fell asleep, totally bonged, and awoke to find that the horseface had given him a sweet sparklecock.
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Get the sparkled mug.An artist who uses far too many vibrant colours in their work, making it difficult to look at. Sparklefaggots have large collections of Crayola products and although they may be very old, the artwork they produce looks like that of a five year-old.
Ke$ha's makeup has so many colours...she's a real sparklefaggot.
That furry likes drawing pictures of cats that look like they got puked on by a crayon box...what a sparklefaggot.
That furry likes drawing pictures of cats that look like they got puked on by a crayon box...what a sparklefaggot.
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Get the Sparklefaggot mug.A canine, of any sort, that has been drawn with skinny limbs and emo hair. Dog anatomy can be exaggerated to fit the maker's "style". The dog is then coloured with the brightest most irritating colours the artist can find, and covered with teen accessories to the point where looking at it makes you want to rip your eyes out and stomp on them just for registering something so hideous into your mind.
In short, an anorexic faggot dog.
In short, an anorexic faggot dog.
Person 1: I kind of feel bad for all the sparkle dogs, just being one is asking for abuse.
Person 2: Yeah, I had one once, but I shot it, because it was just so damn ugly... I mainly did it to put the poor thing out of its misery though, ya'know?
Person 2: Yeah, I had one once, but I shot it, because it was just so damn ugly... I mainly did it to put the poor thing out of its misery though, ya'know?
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