sparkles the magic bum

a homeless man who lives in keansburg and hazlet new jersey who gives some wierd ass advice to kids

dude 1:bro i just saw sparkles at the park he said "its not a felony if a highschool girl dosent tell her parent that i fucked her and that im 48 years old.

dude 2: that probaly the most fucked up thing iv ever heard in my life but thats sparkles the magic bum and thats why hes been to jail 46 times.

by cocklock January 20, 2009

I'm Spartacus!

A movie quote where the law demanded a crowd to bring forth Spartacus (who had just fucked some shit up) and everyone began to claim to be Spartacus cause no one wanted to be a snitch bitch.

In modern terms, to claim ownership of an act that has legitimately pissed someone off in hopes of deescalating the situation or can also be used to further enrage the person. Works best when other friends join in.

*during huge party at Tom's house*

Tom: EVERYONE SHUT UP *music stops* Who the fuck put a dent in the bathroom wall!?

*a few seconds of silence pass*

Josh:... I'm Spartacus
Bill:.... No I'm Spartacus!
Ray: NO I'M SPARTACUS!
*bunch of other bros chime in claiming to be Spartacus*

Tom - EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT!

by I'm Spartacus November 21, 2010

Spartacus

Someone who is strong, in will, body, and mind, honorable, noble, a champion, courageous, a man of ambition, revenge, and his word. This man is usually small, is anything but boastful, yet confident, and humbled by his own understanding that he is the best or soon will be. This person is usually anti-social in nature, and extremely quiet, but will have usually one extremely close friend. Someone to be admired.

Person 1: Wow, it's his first year and he is already going to nationals.
Person 2: He's a regular Spartacus.

by Ethyl Merts March 27, 2011

Sparkalation

The feeling when you look into someone’s eyes

Brandon instantly felt the sparkalation when he looked into her eyes

by TheLordCheryl November 18, 2021

Spartacus

Spartacus was a Thracian Gladiator of Normadic stock, who (along with several other "generals") in the year 73BC, led a slave uprising that started at the school of Gladiatoral arts situated in ancient Capua, Rome. The rebellion started off with a relatively small number of escaped slaves numbering around 70, but grew to consist of over 100,000 slaves who had escaped their Roman masters to join Spartacus in rebellion. He was later put down in 71BC by Marcus Crassus and Gnaeus Pompeus Magnus (also known as Pompey - THE Pompey) following the battle of Siler River.

In the aftermath of the war, Crassus famously crucified 6000+ of the surviving rebels along the Via Appa with each cross standing several feet apart from each other, from Capua to Rome.

Spartacus was a fierce warrior.

by Historian7769 July 8, 2016

sparkalicious

A discription for anythink that is shiny, sparakly, fruty or fuzzy

my kitten is sparkalicious!!

this is a sparkalicious apple!!

by Andrea August 10, 2004

sparkles and sunshine

Representative of everything that is good in the world, from pleasant states of mind to physical objects. Normally used in the negative form or sarcastically.

Jimmy: How was karate practice today?

Bob: Not great, I got kicked in the nuts...

Jimmy: Wow, how are you doing?

Bob: Well, I'm not freaking sparkles and sunshine, that's for sure.

by TitsMcGee(.)(.) October 2, 2012