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sporgasm

To spaz out and have an orgasm at the same time.
Mary had a sporgasm that ended with ALSKJHkrjhlkjasd OH!
by kelvin tow February 20, 2008
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Sargasm

The sense of pleasure derived from the use of sarcasm
It was clear Jim had reached a sargasm after his last use of witty humor due to the look on his face and the fact that he had to go change into a new pair of pants
by Duskninja January 25, 2010
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Stargasm

The intense feeling of success when star testing or other state required testing is complete, may be accompanied with a small orgasm.
Damn man, i just took the math test. At the last problem i picked randomly and had a fatty stargasm.
by niggaassgbitchjoseph May 6, 2009
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skargasm

–noun

1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced upon seeing a picture of Alexander Skarsgard; usually accompanied by squeals, hyperventilation, dizzy feelings, sighs or an inability to stop smiling.
jamie- omg i just saw a picture of the alexander skarsgard! *sigh*

kristy- you just had a skargasm didn't you -_-

jamie- you know it!
by truebuffyfly December 7, 2009
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sporgasm

A sporgasm happens under circumstances similar to a sponer. Except, instead of getting a hard on, you spontaneously bust your nut.
Man, seeing that girl's thong in class today gave me a sporgasm. It was messy.
by piratesrule May 13, 2004
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spamgasm

When someone, usually with a low IQ, produces lots of spam, usually on a message board.
"lolololol rofl u suck lmao i luv final fantasy"
"Geez, that's one hell of a spamgasm."
by Paul/Charlotte July 6, 2005
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Sargasm

An orgasm where the woman comes in a sarcastic tone of voice, but when asked about the quality of the sex tells the man that the sex was terrible, insults his manhood, and leaves.
"Oh god this is amaaaaazing!!!" said the woman having a sargasm. "So it was good for you?", asked the man. "No, it was the worst sex I've ever had and you should feel horrible about that sex. You suck.", the woman said and promptly left the room.
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