Spangled and mangled

A state of mind a person may find themselves in after consuming one too many tinnies. Often accompanied with class A's.

Jav: he lovesh it dun'he
Towey: 1, 2, 3, 4, 1 , 2, 3, 4....
Erfan: mate towey is spangled and mangled
Towey: depression is a ten letter word, north korea is a communist state...

Spangled and mangled by xXxswagmaster42069xXx September 25, 2022

spangled balls 

old saggy balls with extremely long pubic hair that is sweating

i walked in to my grandfather who was in the middle of having sex with my grandmother and i saw my grandfathers balls and they looked like spangled balls and i immediatley threw up and ran away

spangled balls by ocaute niceda hipchous* September 30, 2008

spangled drongo 

Australian slang for an idiot/retard/mong/fucked cunt

Declan jumped off a building, what a spangled drongo.

spangled drongo by Fushcubi February 24, 2017

star spangled banner 

The American national anthem was written by Francis Scott Key and perfected by Jimi Hendrix

Jimi Hendrix's rendition of the star spangled banner at woodstock is beautiful

star spangled banner by U.S. anthem June 21, 2008

star spangled eyes 

An unabashed American patriot.

Looking through star spangled eyes, all of the lies told by the practiced team of government extortionists made her want to throw up.

star spangled eyes by Dr Bunnygirl October 4, 2019

Star Spangled Ball Slap 

When you punch your unsuspecting friend in the balls during the national anthem of a sporting event.

Star Spangled Ball Slap

Star Spangled Ball Slap by Mallrats09 December 21, 2008

Stark Spangled Banner 

The Avengers pairing of Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, and Bruce Banner (Iron man, Captain America, The Hulk)

Amy is a fan of Pepper and Tony being a couple, but I prefer Stark Spangled Banner.

Stark Spangled Banner by Mangaka of the CENTURY November 5, 2012