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seamonkey

A code word for the unpopular person that tries to fit in with the cool kids. Cool kids try and avoid this person at all costs.
When we heard "the seamonkey has my money" we all scattered to avoid having a face to face encounter with him.
by vengstro June 27, 2006
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SeaMonkey Dealer

A shady man, usually rides a bike, has a beard, a creep of sort. tires to sell you seamonkeys. Hobo-ish in appearance.
*Driving*

Man 1 : "Omg look at that seamonkey dealer"

Man 2 : "Yo drive faster"
by Twaggleton August 17, 2010
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Seamonkey

An individual who stems from distant Greek and Afrikaner ancestry, but who is neither and thus loses a sense of personal sameness and historical continuity. The person often uses one ancestry as reverence to imply that they do belong to one ancestry, usually while trying to impress people for sexual/friendship gain, but fails miserably as they clearly do not fit in with either.
Stop imlpying that you are Greek Mark, you are nothing more than an Seamonkey.
by Preachers August 24, 2010
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spazmonkey

Someone who pretends to be anti-chav when in fact they are actually lovers of all things chav i.e. burberry, trakies, gypped-up cars, white lightning cider, terrorising elderly and vunerable people.
A fake, phoney, fraud, hypocrite, anyone who belongs to the spazmonkey forum.
Tuck your trakies in your socks and let's join spazmonkey.
by Yobkillah October 11, 2006
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SHAMONKEY

Slang word for sex or the vagina.
Tonight Im going trolling for chics and gettin me some shamonkey.
by Dennis Ryan August 29, 2006
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spacemonkey

Underground Cult Website.
The word came about after naming a picture on a table apparently.
That should be used on spacemonkey
by MH February 15, 2005
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Spazmonkey

A spastic person that acts likes monkey
Your such a spazmonkey
by ❤️🌸🖕11/20 November 21, 2016
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