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Regretti Spagetti 

When you cook food and regret it instantly after
Bob: Man I had some Regretti Spagetti last night
Regretti Spagetti by ImApersononline September 24, 2022

Spagettisize 

Verb: to cut short, or shorten

Spagettisize is a verb generally used to say something is being shortened, or cut short. It's undetermined where it originated, but it's believe to have appeared somewhere in Italy in 2003. Spagettisize has also grown to mean 'to interrupt'. Additionally, spagettisize has been translated into many other forms such as:
Spagettist: A person who often interrupts people. (Andy is such a Spaggettist.)
Spaggettisizedly: An Adverb that means briefly. (Andy ran spaggettisizedly.)

There have also been reports of an informal second person form of the verb:
Spagettest: Thou Spagettest our meeting.
He cut me off:
He spagettisized me.

He needs to shorten his essay:
He needs to spagettisize his essay

Spagettihoes 

A group of women dressed revealingly in a club/public area.
There are 5 girls standing on a street corner wearing practically nothing:

Rob: "You lot are a bunch of sketty hoes"
Jez: "Hey, Rob be respectful - dont you mean spagettihoes!?"
Spagettihoes by 2tired2care November 10, 2009

spagetti head 

Some one of Italion decent
Damn spagetti heads think they run shit.
spagetti head by Eric simdiddy January 5, 2007

Spagetti 

A thin long noodle. Usually thrown against the wall to test tenderness.
On top of spagetti, all covered in cheese.
Spagetti by Pasta, noodle October 18, 2008

Anal Spagettio 

what you say when you accidentally put it in the wrong hole while doing doggy style
ohh babby...oh. anal spagettio. i think i made a mistake...