soiling your hand

The act of waking up next to a toothless redneck bitch while spanking your prized hogs schmoirgens blargity balls outside of an ATM.

You were so drunk last night you woke up soiling your hand.

by Trifenuts January 14, 2015

soulin

searching you soul for inner peace, as looking inward

-Hey where were you last night?
-I was soulin the whole night, cuz my girl left me.

by Ab. August 12, 2006

solinary

Someone stopped at a green light. Someone in the right lane who paces the slow car in the left lane. A ploy that scares people into slowing down. The cause of road rage and accidents. Old folks behind the wheel of a car.

Today, I followed a solinary asshole on the drive to work. I must have said the word motherfucker 1000 times.

by tinyelvis August 3, 2007

Sollini

A delicious italian sausage from the nether region of Italy.

Woah dude, you just ate a whopping Sollini" "I know, it tasted very salty and there was a long black hair in it

by Anal lamper October 8, 2010

sowineeya

When a male and a female are so in to each other.

When a Jacko and Shannon meet they will say “I’m Sowineeya!”

by Jackishan December 29, 2017

Scowling Forecasts

Shooting evil looks at someone to preempt them from intruding on your space, taking the seat next to you on mass transit, or starting a conversation with you.

There was only one seat left on the bus, but the old lady next to it was scowling forecasts at me so I stood the whole way.

by Apple C January 11, 2019

Sowing your oats

To get a series of women pregnant over a short space of time.

Kevin - "Did you hear? I got 3 women pregnant last month?"
Bob - "Jeez. You were really sowing your oats"

by KermitTheMotherF'ingFrog May 7, 2015