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sour patch kids 69 

Hey wanna 69 with some sour patch kids 69
sour patch kids 69 by ydam November 27, 2020

sour patch party 

Limits? None. Sour patch parties are for the ladies and gentlemen with an elegant wild side. The actual theme is open for interpretation. Dress for things to get weird.
"Dude, did you hear about that sour patch party that got busted up last night?"

"I thought they went from sour to sweet?"
sour patch party by 4Abbot5 January 22, 2014

sour patch kids 

the result of when a male dips and flips his sour balls into a bowl of sugar and serves it to a sexual partner
After a long, hot day at work. Tim got some sugar and served his sour patch kids to Jane.
sour patch kids by SourBalls November 13, 2009

Sour Patch Your Ass 

The act of making a someone else eat a sour patch candy for the sole purpose of shutting them up when they are either complaining, wining, getting on your nerves, being unreasonable, being mean, getting upset or any other reason you would want them to shut up.

Normally just shaking the box and placing it in your console is a sufficient warning. If you don't have the box of Sour Patch candies, you can just make the noise the box makes when you shake it (like a chika chika sound) and that will remind the person they are on thin ice and are about to be handled.

In the event that you actually HAVE to Sour Patch someone's ass, they must eat a minimum of two Sour Patch candies. This creates an extreme sour flavor and a sharp twinge under the ear area. Normally this will stop the unwanted behavior.

Great for car trips, small children, grandparents and anyone who hates sourness.
"If you don't quit your bitchin' I'm going to Sour Patch your ass!"
Sour Patch Your Ass by clhughey February 25, 2010

Sour patch Party 

When the woman your about to have intercourse with stuffs sour patch kids up her vagina and pops them out one by one making the male eat them
I'll never eat sour patch kids again after this chick gave me a sour patch party

Sour Patch Jizz 

The left over sugar in the bottom of a bag of sour patch kids.
High Kid 1: yo man i love eating the sugar at the bottom of these sour patch kids.

High Kid 2: you mean the sour patch jizz?
Sour Patch Jizz by ThePatchKid January 11, 2013