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Soup Kitchen

when a bunch of homeless men or women have an orgy in an abandoned car
Check out that soup kitchen going on in the Walmart parking lot.
by Atticus Macbeth August 8, 2010
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Soup Kitchen

A bunch of old homeless dudes that had an orgy in a car.
*Police Radio*: Detective, we found your car.
Will Ferrell: Great.
*Police Radio*: It was literally giving a hummer to a hummer.
Will Ferrell: You find anything?
Police Investigator: Yeah, we found a lot of stuff. Bodily fluid and hair samples, we determine a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in the car.
Will Ferrell: Oh god.
Police Investigator: Yeah, you know what's that called when they do that in there? It's called a Soup Kitchen. It's a pretty rough stuff. Not long after that, a mama raccoon came along and *sniff* gave birth on the floor. Found a deer vagina.
Will Ferrell: Awww, what?!
Police Investigator: That could've just been there from before though. We thought it was human lips at first. I've never seen so many fluids.
by Chronic Masturbater November 30, 2011
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Serbian Soup Kitchen

The act of Gaping your partners asshole and proceed to gag and vomit into their gaped rectum with their ass in the air. And lying on your back they tilt and squeeze the vomit back into your mouth.
"what a nice evening we're having. Why yes I think I'm going to Have jolly good Serbian Soup Kitchen with Deandre tonight"
by Jonovan Kirk November 22, 2020
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Soup Kitchen

The gathering of homeless men in an abandoned car (usually resembling a red prius) in which an orgy occurs. The hobos typically trash the car and leave condoms and baby mice in the back seat. This sometimes happens in a car that is not even abandoned, but one that is simply parked or is encountering very slow traffic.

This term was established in the movie "The Other Guys"
Hobo #1-"Hey Mike, did you do anything interesting today?"
Hobo#2-"Yea! Ellen left her prius in the strip club parking lot this afternoon. Me and the boys had a nasty soup kitchen in it and we wrecked it. We were suckin down on farts...outrageous fun."
Hobo #1-"No way! Wish i could have been there!"
by 69HyungPaq69 August 7, 2010
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Soup Kitchen

The act of several homeless men breaking into a car, and engaging in an orgy. After the said orgy one hobo is to leave a dead mouse in one of the used condoms as a "gift" for the cars owner.
Godammit! Dirty Mike and the Boys had another Soup Kitchen in my car!
by blue ass August 20, 2010
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Mississippi soup kitchen

The act of vomiting inside a woman's vagina, eating her out, and then vigorously fornicating her without any showers in between steps. Optional: The woman may wish to use PVC piping to open the male's anus and perform the same act on him, only she uses a strap-on.
Jeff gave a Philippino transgender hooker a Mississippi soup kitchen upon her request. She returned the favor upon Jeff's request.
by Yobungus1337 June 13, 2011
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Wolfpack Soup Kitchen

When a a group of men (the wolfpack) engage in an orgy soup kitchen with a promiscuous woman/women (usually from Chingford/Essex).
''remember last weekend after the pub?''
'' yeah those girls got soup kitchened by the pack''
' 'yeah that was a proper old school wolfpack Soup kitchen' '
by McTaggart33 October 25, 2017
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