Tony-sombrero

A small hat that fits on the tip of a penis

I surprised my girl big time last night with a new Tony-Sombrero.

by BeyoncesMikesHardLemonade May 18, 2016

golden sombrero

In baseball, the golden sombrero is a slang term used to describe a player's inglorious feat of striking out four times in a single game.

Russ Laribee struck out 8 times in 1981, becoming the only player with two golden sombreros in one game.

by Jamplo the Great May 4, 2009

Urban Sombrero

A hat. It combines the spirit of old Mexico with a little big city panache. I like to call it the Urban Sombrero.

J. Peterman: (rubbing his neck) Oh, my neck is one gargantuan monkey fist.

Elaine: Are you okay, Mr. Peterman?

J. Peterman: Yes, yes. Go on, go on, go on.

Elaine: Well, see, it's... businessmen taking siestas. You know, it's the, uh, the Urban Sombrero.

by Caffeine Blog April 15, 2006

Alaskan Sombrero

Taking an ice cube (one that is of the type that can sit on the top of your thumb and has an indention on one side) and putting it on the top of your penis. After this you insert the ice cube (while still on top of your penis) into a woman's vagina. Then have sex with her while maintaining the ice cube inside of her and on the top of your penis at the same time.

Women from cold area's really enjoy Alaskan Sombreros when they are out of their element and in warm weather.

by Something2Consider May 14, 2011

golden sombrero

The feat of going 0-for-4 in a ballgame, striking out each time. Could also be known as 'a day at the office for Jim Edmonds.'

...and that makes the count one ball and two strikes to Edmonds, who is now one strike away from wearing the golden sombrero

by Woody Thomas April 8, 2006

Flaming Sombrero

Forcibly applying a condom that has been coated with hot sauce. Variations: chili powder, pepper spray, bear mace (the "Lumberjack Lighter").

My cousin told me that a Flaming Sombrero was a type of hat. Boy was he wrong.

by Maj Uso November 11, 2009

Sombrero Fever

When someone is either exclusively or predominantly attracted to hispanic people

Girl: Do you think I have a chance with him? He looks pretty out of my league but he seemed to be flirting with me last night?

Guy: Yea, I think he has Sombrero Fever, he only has sex with hot spanish girls, he says it's because he's more of an ass guy?

Girl: Oh shit that explains it! I think I'm gonna go for it!

by warm_cave_holder69 September 25, 2019