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Solid Gold Dancers

a group of women, aged typically over 30 but under 50, that still attends the club frequently. They tell everyone they love to dance; it's really in hopes that some mid 20's guy will hit on them or take them home; making them feel good about thier pothetic lives.
Guy#1 - "did you see grandma's skirt? she needs to be home making a pot roast or something not up in the club."

Guy#2 - "Must be the solid gold dancers and making a come back!"
by baldisbeautiful0702 June 5, 2009
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solid gold dancer

A person who dances funky disco with a dollar in their mouth at a party. Solid gold dancers are often found at weddings, bar mitzvahs and birthday parties. They can also be described as embarrassments, psycho, and crazy. They are mostly parents, grandparents and old men and old women.
girl 1: "Carly you're the best solid gold dancer ever!"
girl 2: "Thanks, I learned it from this old guy I met at
the wedding I went to last week."
girl 1: "Wow can you teach me at the bar mitzvah on
Saturday night?!"
girl 2: "No problem Lee! We will totally be the best
dancers there!"
by nuggers May 5, 2006
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SOLID GOLD COD

Gold smuggles in through a choice of fish in brixham
i brang in a rolex in some Mullet through the brixham trawler industry
by Krissy that king June 21, 2003
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Solid Gold Retard

This is a term used to describe the Mercedes Benz of idiots; gifted with the rarefied ultra-premium artisinal brand of stupidity that has to be cultivated deep within the fiery heart of a mountain of ignorance.
This being has no self -awareness, and exists simply to consume , make animal noises approximating speech, and cower at the lash.
This animal thrives in "safe spaces" where hurtful language and corrective violence are absent to deter the progression of a run-of-the-mill Gump into a creature with an unwarranted sense of self-righteous moral authority, known as a "Solid Gold Retard".
Person 1; "I was driving to work this morning, but these Davos kids playing climate change activist glued themselves to the pavement, and made me late, now I'm on probation"
Person 2; "What a pack of Solid Gold retards"
by Bad Ostrich July 19, 2024
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Old but solid gold

Anything classic or old that still performs like new.
Old but solid gold: Windows XP, iMac G3, That lamp in your aunt's basement.
by melonman36 January 23, 2010
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