Sorebler

When a shit is exceptionally wide and hard, and it results in excruciating pain and a tearing sensation of the butt hole. This is usually followed by a soreness of the butt hole and in extreme cases can prevent a person from sitting down.

My wife was complaining about how painful child birth was, well, she doesn't know the least of it. Her kid was 8 pounds, I'v dropped 10 or 12 pound soreblers in my day, and that is out my ass. I couldn't sit down for a week and she's the one who is complaining.

by Mr. Sorebler February 26, 2010

Somebody once told m

the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Chorus:
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.

Chorus 2x

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see
So w

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me"

by ThisIsAUsername August 14, 2016

soheb

Soheb is someone who you can rely on and he is funny, intelligent, cool , trustworthy and good looking. You don't relise how lucky you to be spending time with him unless he's gone only then you shall realise he is one the most important person in your life.

A.s : where can I find soheb?
Ah : on the streets init.

by A.h12 May 23, 2018

Somebody toucha ma spaghett

A cool fresh meme from 2018 which originated from an old cartoon of Goldilocks and the three bears. The meme centres around the daddo bear as he says “Somebody toucha ma spaghett!”

Hey have you heard that meme “Somebody toucha ma spaghett”
It is well funny like Logan Neistat

by Some loganger January 10, 2018

You better Ask somebody

-To be informed
- a reference

-To get another persons opinion on something

- to find out something that a lot already know

If you don’t think am good at driving my car in a race track you better ask somebody

by Breaking dancing on cardboard March 5, 2021

somebodyhood

Noun: "I'm f***ing somebody" does not declare a state of eminent fornication or unleashing of an unruly eager beaver predatory game when dealing in matters of "somebodyhood". This is a declaration of self ownership and understanding of one's role in the world in such a way that expresses a level of conviction. Like it's relatives manhood and womanhood, it is a thing people carry in a sense of esteem and pride. A tangible level of understanding ones ability to touch the world around them in such a way that warrants acknowledgement. A gender unspecific but measurable quality of ones place in their environment.

Their replies were so condescending I walked away with my entire sense of somebodyhood tucked between my legs.

I tried to hold back, but my somebodyhood took over and the experience became mine to own.

by Ersatz Crackerjack October 16, 2014

somebody set up us the bomb

Famous line from famously remembered badly translated japanese video game Zero Wing, turned internet phenomenon with many different parodies of the original sega game

Narrator: In A.D. 2101, war was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
(spoken in the Flash animation as Someone set up us the bomb)
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ....

by keslan:) May 10, 2007