soggy

Upon witnessing something utterly repulsive, a male may find that his penis is in a state similar to what one would imagine a "reverse-boner" to be like. This condition is not desirable and grown men have even been known to burst into tears when they realize the uselessness of their penis in this state.

My friends tied me down, taped my eyes open, and made me watch "Two Girls, One Cup"; it was so disgusting my dick got soggy and was reduced to the size of only a few millimetres, causing me to cry helplessly for six hours.

by adsfasidufj April 14, 2008

Soggi

Best gc in twitter asf

"Have you heard of soggi? They're the best gc ever"

by machikomacine June 9, 2020

Soggy

Soggy is a word to express great feeling towards something. It’s a complementary word.

That beat is soggy bro

Did you just see that car? It was so soggy

That girl is eyeing you, she’s pretty soggy too, go get her champ

by CRK84 April 25, 2020

soggies

Refers to girls, often loose or skanks, who are generally unappealing. Normally over weight or unattractive. Often used to describe unattractive girls who show up at parties uninvited. Soggies is derived from Captain Crunch commercials where the “soggies” would ruin the Captain’s cereal.

The party really sucked, there was just a bunch of soggies.

by mjw31 December 19, 2005

Soggy

Disgusting, horrid, horrible, bad, and ugly.

Damn girl, you're soggy!

by noellesaninja October 19, 2012

Soggies

this is what people are called if they go to Christchurch Boys High School. Typically used in the annual Christ College game.

person from christ college: ewww the soggies won at rugby

by pro.snapchatter November 6, 2018

Soggy

(adj) Overweight person
(adj) Implies water retention issues in some circumstances

Dani, you are soggy. My mom said your mom thought you'd lose your baby fat but you haven't.

by C-A June 20, 2005