Using a sock to jerk off into while operating an automobile. Thus having the sock catch your junk, preventing a mess all over your dash board and wind sheild.
I was bored on my way to work so I decided to bust out my sock puppet and jerk my junk before I got to the office.
by hasbri November 16, 2006
having small hanging titties down to the belly button that look like Lambchop the animated character on PBS.
by towlie October 02, 2002
A puppet made out of a sock usually used for entertaining yourself when your a fat loser and nobody will talk to.
Person: "I am a fat loser and nobody will talk to me and the only human contact I get is through anonymous chatrooms. I think I will make a puppet out of a sock for my entertainment.
by Evil October 19, 2003
A fake account run either part of a network of sock puppet accounts or just by itself run by one person
Jim was in his mom's basement making his 20 sock puppet accounts like his one post so he appears he has friends.
by jim81jim February 13, 2016
1).A man's penis in the semi-erect state. A limp dick. n
2).A man who can only get his penis semi-erect. n
3).A man who is just a dick, or rather, a limp dick. n
4).When a man's penis, becomes semi erect during intercourse for no apparent reason. v
5).When a man can only get his penis semi-erect. v
6).A hand puppet made from a sock. n
2).A man who can only get his penis semi-erect. n
3).A man who is just a dick, or rather, a limp dick. n
4).When a man's penis, becomes semi erect during intercourse for no apparent reason. v
5).When a man can only get his penis semi-erect. v
6).A hand puppet made from a sock. n
1)."You just can't do much with a "sock-puppet".
2)."I know you think he's good looking, but you don't want him. I hear he's a "sock-puppet" and that's IF he can get his dick that hard".
3)."To call him a dick would be too nice. He is a total "sock-puppet".
4)."My wife and I were having the best sex last night, then all of a sudden, my dick just went "sock-puppet". I don't know what happened."
5)."I'd love to sleep with her, but lately I've only been able to get "sock-puppet". I just can't get my prick fully hard. Maybe I need to see a doctor".....
6)."You daughter plays with "sock-puppets".
2)."I know you think he's good looking, but you don't want him. I hear he's a "sock-puppet" and that's IF he can get his dick that hard".
3)."To call him a dick would be too nice. He is a total "sock-puppet".
4)."My wife and I were having the best sex last night, then all of a sudden, my dick just went "sock-puppet". I don't know what happened."
5)."I'd love to sleep with her, but lately I've only been able to get "sock-puppet". I just can't get my prick fully hard. Maybe I need to see a doctor".....
6)."You daughter plays with "sock-puppets".
by joethemick October 07, 2012
by DopeFiendNeedlePoker September 03, 2017
when you engage in protected sexual intercourse with a woman and when you ejaculate you turn the condom inside out and fist the shit out of her with the condom on your hand.
by dickweed69 October 12, 2014