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Sometimes food

Sometime foods are foods we should only enjoy once in a while, like cookies, chips, sodas, and snacks high in sugar, fat, and salt.
by Their real name September 12, 2020
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sometimes the banana peels itself

saying used to describe that somethings just happen for a reason and are outside of ones control
My grandma is getting too old to care for now. We are going to have to put her in a home soon, but man sometimes the banana peels itself.
by spenzar71 July 5, 2015
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sometimes you eat the bear

Sometimes you eat the bear ... and sometimes the bear eats you. Expression describing the bipolar nature of life, the universe and everything, popularised among other places in the movie The Big Lebowski and fifty percent proven, at any rate, by the life of Timothy Treadwell.
Well, dude, sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you. But why d'ya have to use so many cuss words along they way?
by Fearman April 1, 2008
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Sometimes you just gotta break some bones

(please let this go through, I wanna get her a mug for her birthday of this)
The catchphrase of the one and only Reilly Hilliard Danger Hughes

"I have had bones broken, and I too, have broken bones"
Steph: It's so annoying, I have so much work to do tonight, AS WELL as a swim meet.

Reilly: Well, sometimes you just gotta break some bones.
by ugottabreaksomebones January 29, 2019
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Sometimes I cry when I poop

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.
"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"
by PooPoo Garbage LLC February 27, 2022
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Sometimes it's Tuesday

an expression used to indicate settling for an outcome (or person) less desirable than one would normally achieve. In a bar setting, this phenomenon typically involves significant concessions in the area of beauty, personality, fashion, and the use of footwear and/or personal grooming devices. It is therefore easy and recommended to justify one's action with this phrase.
"Sure, she was wearing her grandmother's elastic-banded safari shorts to the bar, but hey bro, Sometimes it's Tuesday."
by Sometimesitstuesday November 24, 2009
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man drives right off a fucking bridge
Man: Sometimes it's hard to resist the urge to drive right off a fucking bridge HHHhahaha oh look there's one
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