snuggieing

The act of full body planking on someone laying face up and remaining there motionless. Usually forehead to forehead.

Man 1: What's up dude, what did you do last night?
Man 2: My girl came over but she tried to snuggie me while I was on the ground watching TV.
Man 1: What?? You were snuggieing??

by random_pickle July 29, 2014

Snuggie

The blanket that makes monks want to punch you in the face for jocking their wardrobe. It will ruin your sex life.

"Dude, I bought one of them snuggie jawnts, and I haven't gotten laid, and I look like a retarded monk".
"HEY, MY MOM'S A MONK!"

by spankbearx69 April 07, 2009

snuggie

a wedgie; term commonly used in the late 1970's and early 1980's

I'm having a hard time walking because those eighth-graders gave me a snuggie.

by little man October 28, 2008

Snuggie

a freakin backwards robe! dont wear it, u'll look like a tool. especially dont wear them in public either, people will stare and they will laugh and u will feel like an idiot. but it does allow u to do incredibly simple tasks while still looking like an idiot. but to all u nerds they look great for ur jedi battles. so if u wanna feel retarded go buy one...they even give u a free flash light. yay?

mom can i get a snuggie? no just get a blanket loser.

by AWESOME! March 18, 2009

snuggy

A condom. So named because its use implies that the wearer is well endowed (hence, it fits snugly).

Oh, man. I was this close to getting laid, but neither of us had a snuggy.

by Sultan Sean October 28, 2009

snuggie

The hero of the trees. SAVE A TREE WEAR A SNUGGIE
comes in great colors like

kkk red
grandma blue
or the ever popular dylan bean green.

Are you drunk?
of course you are you are wearing a snuggie.

Hunny dont go near that man hes wearing a snuggie!

by big chief little man March 02, 2009

Snuggie

Possibly the best blanket ever known to man kind, i mean seriously, You can just like sit on the couch and die or something. but at least you will die warm!

Dude 1: Are you sure that guy is dead? he's warm
Dude 2: Naw man, He is wearing a snuggie!
Dead guy: hell to the yeah

by ZappyDoo January 16, 2009