Snooching

The act of have anal sex with a girl while jack hammering her from above. She takes laxatives and holds in her feces till the guy cum in her ass. The man also urinates in her butt and when she can't hold it in anymore, BAM! The girl pushes it all out and it runs down her belly, books and into her mouth. Then the couple makes out and shares the concoction.

Dude, I got really kinky last night and went snooching with my girl.

by Bob Notch November 12, 2015

Snooch

1. Noun. The creamy substance found in the depths of a hobo's bellybutton, hiding underneath the heavyset layers of birdfeed and mucus.
2. Adjective. The type of person who can only be described as the anthropomorphication of a Burmese prostitute's pubic follicle.

Tom: .....and then, he pulled out, tried to cum on her tits, but aimed for the bin instead!!
Sam: Oh MAN what a "snooch".!!!!

by Purple_anchovie October 2, 2012

Snooch

A bad vagina. like roast beef that has been run over by a tractor twice.

Yo, dat bitch had a snooch where der shoulda been a snatch, son.

by Spaggy88 November 3, 2010

Snooching

Mocking, but uncertain sarcasm.

Liberals love to drive Toyota Priuses, while snoochingly looking down on poor people who cannot afford to drive the expensive hybrids.

by tarrioh January 3, 2009

Snooch

To move slowly, usually in front of someone who does not want to move as slowly.

The car in front of me was just snooching along, so I honked at him.

by Heather N. Chapman October 9, 2006

snooch paddles

It's your index fingers on both hands used simultaneously to spread apart a woman's labia to eat her out.

My snooch paddles are cramping up from eat your moms pussy last night.

by Psycho jake creations November 18, 2014

Swamp snooch

The sticky, uncomfortable feeling in the vaginal canal after a girl has intercourse and has semen excretions after having stood up again.

Ughh... I shouldn't have banged one out before work because now I have swamp snooch.

by Swamp snooch July 1, 2015