fake sneakers

fake sneakers are what you buy if you actually want to wear the shoe instead of resell it like a faggot, basically you dont want to spend thousands on a piece of plastic.

Person 1: Yo man you like the new fake sneakers i bought?

Person 2: FS bro W2C link rq?

by tyko77 April 12, 2022

sneaker plug

Someone who sells sneakers

Carlos is my sneaker plug. he gets me all of the yeezy's for retail

by SupremeSavvy July 1, 2017

Minister of Sneers

Someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. A Minister of Sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. A person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. Often confused with an Office Monkey.

Our cubicle Minister of Sneers made so much fun of my new car I was embarrassed and returned it to the dealership.

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The Minister of Sneers made fun of the Republican candidate, but then fell silent when the Democratic nominee took the same position.

by Lawrence Triptathane January 31, 2008

drug seeker

n. a person who goes to the docter/ER feigning illness in the hopes that they may receive a prescription for their drug of choice. Characterized by the person claiming to have allergies to every drug but the one they want. Much to the seekers dismay, health care providers are taught in school to recognize their obvious addiction.

"Don't believe him, Floyd is a drug seeker; allergic to everything but Percocet, he's here everyday, and was arrested last week for blowing a guy for half a perc."

by keifermail August 23, 2008

sympathy seeker

A person whose status updates on facebook are solely for the purpose of gaining sympathy.

Johnny is such the sympathy seeker that he would go on Facebook to say that his Pet-Rock died if it would get him sympathy.

by Poop Stain Barney March 29, 2011

Sekerak

Czechoslovakian Occupational name for an Axeman. One bad ass family line.

Person 1: "that person is a Sekerak"

Person 2: "awesome!"

by alaskagrown July 26, 2009

meat-sneaker

A vegetarian who likes a little taste of the protein now'n'then.

"I'm hosting a dinner party Friday, do I need to make a veggie dish for your girlfriend?"
"It's OK, she's a meat-sneaker."

by giraffe-o February 5, 2008