sneezer-tweezer

a coolidiculous term for a person who sneezes very loudly, and somewhat too much, despite the fact that they have no known medical allergies.

my dad is a sneezer-tweezer; i often make fun of him for that reason.

by Uncle Dimma January 26, 2014

Sneezer pooper

The person who says "bless you" when your about to sneeze. But then you dont sneeze because of him

Guy1: aaaaaahhhhh.....
Guy2: bless you
Guy1: god damb it man now im not sneezing! Your such a sneezer pooper...

by Snivy641 December 27, 2014

Sneezer Pleaser

When a person uses mucus filled saliva (Lug-gee) as lubricate for hand job.

Hey this girl just jerked me off and had mucus (snot) all in her spit and she called it a sneezer pleaser.

by Nicholas Torres May 15, 2019

Sneezer teaser

When you sneeze while pooping and the sneeze pushes the poop out a bit for a second but then it gets sucked back in.

Honey, I sneezed while pooping but it was just a sneezer teaser.

by HanieFannie November 25, 2021

Gossip Sneezer

Someone that listens to (sniffs up) gossip and spreads it around to other people (sneezes it out)

Boy: I told my homeboys what you said

Girl: I told you that secret in confidence! You’re such a gossip sneezer

by Kaila Cole August 13, 2019

Free-Sneezer

An individual who sneezes openly, obnoxiously and without restraint. Free-sneezers have no regard for the health or comfort of those around them. They're either unaware or simply don't care about the germ-ridden mist launched from their mouths at 100mph after an unhindered sneeze. Mist that can hover in the surrounding air for up to an hour.

You'll get sick going on road trips with Robert. He's a shameless free-sneezer.

by LeighRay November 21, 2011

glitter sneezer

A term for a flamboyant homosexual man.

I can't believe Aaron's wife was surprised when he came out of the closet. He's always been such a glitter sneezer.

by Beirut Brew Baby December 18, 2012