snatchassty

1. the state of a vagina which has been recently tainted by a less fortunate bowel movement.
2. the condition of the crotch of a female that feels more than simply "not so fresh"
3. a case of monkey butt in females that surpasses the definition of baboon ass.
4. Anything that can be described to be as disgusting as a foul snatch.
5. A woman whose vaginal health or cleanliness is questionable.

That hooker looks pretty snatchassty!, Ugh, I have had the runs all day. I feel pretty snatchassty.

by imaluma December 3, 2010

snatcharita

Someone who is being especially snatchy (see snatch).

Calm the fuck down, snatcharita.

by Nameloc Nevart May 6, 2004

snatchulence

flatulence of the snatch; fanny fart; a sudden and noisome expulsion of air from the clunge during a period of horizontal jogging on the cock slab.

Horatio's explosion within Gertrude's fun box was imminent, when her snatchulence suddenly robbed his member of its former rigidity.

by Unkleben June 16, 2007

Snatcha

A broad term, taking on the life of the adjective implied by the user.
Usually negative.
Use it in the place of "stupid" or "douche bag"
Can be used creatively as, snatchy, snatcherific, snatchnasty.
Can be a noun but usually is an adjective.

"And then he broke the bong like a snatcha"

by YOTEYOTE November 12, 2011

snatchel

An overnight bag packed in preparation for a one-night stand or any other sexual encounter. Standard contents include: toiletries, cheap body spray, stain remover, condoms, lubricant, handcuffs, sex toys, GPS transmitter, pepper spray, mood music (Barry White, Marvin Gaye, R. Kelly, etc.), and emergency penicillin shot.

-"Gotta go. I just received a booty call."

-"Be careful."

-"Oh, don't worry, Mom. I always keep a snatchel in my trunk."

by das_commish January 10, 2011

snatchlasticity

Elasticity of the vagina. A portmanteau of snatch and "elasticity."

"More and more women are electing to have C-sections to avoid pesky labor and loss of snatchlasticity" -- Fark.com headline, 30 March 2006.

by Nutrimat April 20, 2006

Snatchalanche

An avalanche of snatch. When there is a ratio of 60/40 females to males in an area or greater.

You see all the chicks here? It's a snatchalanche.

by GumDump November 19, 2010