shagging a bicycle

To describe sex with a thin woman.

“Some of these supermodels, they don’t look healthy. I don’t fancy that. It would be like shagging a bike”

by cracky March 1, 2003

Smaggin

A complex word that Mr. T. Owens created while freestyling at the front desk of a 4 star hotel. Smaggin is used to describe anything in this world that is FUCKING AWESOME!. First used in the rhyme "Smaggin like a wagon". Smaggin can be used to describe absolutely any bomb ass situation or thing, thats why its so fucking legit! Other forms of the word can be used, such as "Smagtastic", "Smagaholic", or even just "smag".

"Dude check out this new track. This shit is Smaggin!"

"dude, that pussy was sooooo smaggin last night!"

by King Of Da Blumpkins 9 March 4, 2010

Scragging

The art of grinding ones ass on any type of surface.

In his efforts to break in another new house, The Spic began scragging the shinny wooden floor.

by The Spic, B-ILL January 16, 2006

Stagging

The act of traveling back in time for the sole purpose of having indulgent sex with yourself.

I'll bet Doctor Who invented Stagging so he wouldn't need a sidekick.

by Hail Smoothie September 11, 2011

Smugging

the abbreviation for 'smuggling watermelons', a dance created in spring 2010 by 2B but performed by knott as a whole. the dance corresponds with song progressions in datsik's magnum opus 'havoc'. the dance was so named due to similarities to smuggling watermelons from a grocery store. every sunday after mass, knott men converge in the second floor lounge to smug. it is an expression of brotherhood and true jugg life

guy 1: did you smug last night?
guy 2: yeah dude i love smugging

by flamshiz November 6, 2011

scagging

scagging, when sombody is coming down off an ecstacy high (used more-so afer a lot of ecstacy has been consumed) they are said to be 'scagging'. scagging is the feeling of 'the night is over, there's no more drugs' usually accompanied by a sore jaw (from chewing) and in some cases irritated cheeks (from teeth rubbing against them while chewing for a prolonged time) people 'scag' particularly badly the next day when they will seldom eat and will constantly have that horrible 'i did pills last night' taste in their mouth. Scagging is not a nice feeling.

Awh man last night was so crazy, but i'm scagging so bad now!'

'Eugh, look at him scagging in the corner, horrible'.

by rickbobby December 13, 2006

Slagging

1) U.K. criticism: a series of insulting, mocking, or critical comments.

2) USA: To sleep with someone.

1) I took a right slagging over that haircut.
2) He's always slagging with his kid brother - it's disgusting.

by Jafje June 28, 2007