Slootimus Prime

When someone is being a bitch or annoying in some way OR is acting like a Colossal FUCK.

Fuck you! you Slootimus Prime!
(Look at this Slootimus Prime!)

by Yungpigeon88 October 4, 2020

smootie

A toxic drink using only the most exclusive items for example a shoe. It’s texture is similar to ice cream.

i just made a bussin bussin smootie but the problem is it was so thick because of all the ingredients and broke the machine.

by Mrchunks July 27, 2021

smooties

to vigorously kiss the neck and up behind the ear to give your partner a giggle and good chills

i gave my woman smooties and she couldnt help but wiggle around

by Assmanager September 21, 2021

smooties

to kiss the neck and up behind the ear vigorously

i gave my wife smooties and she giggled

by Assmanager October 5, 2021

Smoothmouth

An older woman preferably in her 70’s that loves to country dance with younger men.

Let’s go to London Hall and see if we can dance with some smoothmouths..

by Hillcountyrockslinger November 26, 2021

Smoogimas

When something is absolutely and totally amazing and/or incredible, a made up and silly word to describe something great. (Smoo-gi-mus)

Damn shoddy, that head game is smoogimas.

This gay sex with my dad is smoogimas.

by Smoogimasness October 22, 2022

Smootist

Worshiper of lord smoot
Member of the religion smootism

"Are you religious?" "Yes I'm a smootist

by I love lord smoot <3 February 22, 2023