Smoot

The wetness that you get on your finger when you scratch your ass crack. Smoot smells foul and it comes in handy when giving someone a dirty Sanchez.

My back sweat rolls down in my crack, creating smoot.

by Chazbanx March 4, 2014

Smooted

To leave town without saying goodbye to anybody, to slide out without a phone call, text, even a facebook message...

"She smooted her ass out of town"
"She smooted away, without saying a word!"

by zimzimmerrr August 22, 2011

Smoot

A unit of measurement commonly used by Boilermakers working at the Tilden Mine. Usually equals 5’7’’ or 5’8 1/2’’

The patch in the duct work needs to be a Smoot tall by 2 Smoot’s wide

by Jcop015 March 13, 2020

Smoot

Means Having a little Penis or not meeting up to the standard size that a woman desires in A mans Genital area.in other words a guy who has a Little Johnny.

Your not Packin down there so there for you have a Smoot !

Baby My stroke game is nice.oh really cus from what I heard u got a smoot !

Girl my sexlife sucks its no fun when we do it.Girl are you telling me that Jerod has a SMOOT !

by Hoodbonics November 8, 2018

Smoot

A small hole or archway, left in the bottom of a drystone wall to allow rabbits to pass in and out of fields, but too small to allow sheep to pass through. Often seen in the Lake District, Cumbria.

The rabbit escaped through the smoot.

by Joey-beans October 6, 2005

Smoot

Smoot.

1) An adjective referring to a "Shit-bag." A term referencing a piece of shit.
2) An adjective referring to a Blue Falcon or a Buddy Fucker."

3) An adverb referring to a lie, or the concept of lying.

"That guy just smoots about everything."

"You swapped my rounds with blanks before a mission you fucking SMOOT!"
"You slept with my wife you SMOOT!"

by J-Greg February 4, 2013

smoot zong

A person or thing that fails at life

Mother: You never do anything with your life!

Son: I know, im a smoot zong.

by sirflinstone January 20, 2010