Smoking Dick

To waste large amounts of time doing nothing, while you should be productive.

"Are you doing your work?"

"No, I'm smoking dick."

"Where is nick?"
"Smoking dicks at the bomb range."

by xXSephiroth_lova_420[BR]Xx January 15, 2013

Smoking Dick

(verb) (orgin: Chicago, Illinois)
1. is the act putting a penis in a blunt, of your choice and then proceeding to smoke it.

2. when you or a group of homsapiens are tweaking super hard.

Bro, you're tripping. Yo/Y'all ass(es) smoking dick.

by BigNate2018 August 21, 2018

smoking a dick

when someone is acting utterly stupid

"You must be smoking a dick or something"

by whitepoop February 20, 2018

Dick Smoking Gook

Possibly the best line in the movie Gran Torino

I should blow your head off right here, you dick smoking gook!

by Banana Fist June 24, 2009

Dick Smoking

When one dick just ain't enough!!!

Usually gay guyz that love to suck much more than one dick on any given day or night.

"Fuck!" "Your mouth smells like a dirty fuck'n urinal!"

"Yeh I've been Dick Smoking all night man!" "I can barely feel my jaw!"

"You go to Club 80?"

"Yeh man, place was crawling with dick smokes!"

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Dick Smoking Donkey Humper

Someone who rolls a cigar out of foreskin and smokes it while humping, or giving anal, to a donkey.

That guy that pulled out in front of me without putting on his blinker was a Dick Smoking Donkey Humper.

by Sharklordmofos August 27, 2016

cock-smoking shit-dick

An insult which infers that the person likes to suck cocks and fuck assholes.

Give me back my money, you cock-smoking shit-dick!

by Jennifiend April 20, 2007