left handed smoke shifter

A combination of snipe hunting and to be given the runaround. Part of the phrase, " Go find me a left handed smoke shifter" This is to be said to one of the more gullible members of the group. That member is then sent on a fool's errand, running from campsite to campsite as the people at each campsite tell him, " No we don't have one, but I heard so and so has one." In other words; something that doesn't exist that is used to send someone on a fool's errand.

My older brother told me to get the "Biggie does Bach" CD. Turns out it was a left handed smoke shifter.

by Andrew C October 17, 2005

left-handed smoke bender

A fictional device that you send a new member of your group (usually a scout group) to borrow from another group as a way to get rid of the new member for a while or as a hazing task.

Oops! We forgot to bring our left-handed smoke bender! Can you go around camp and see if you can borrow one for us?

by Xerxy April 14, 2006

3rd hand smoke

When a person smokes so much that their farts become 2nd hand smoke.

*farts*

"Man, is someone smoking in here"
"Nah, just some 3rd hand smoke"

by Josiah13 February 23, 2019

3rd hand smoke

It’s where you smoke out of your asshole

I can do 3rd hand smoke

by Yoyogurl March 31, 2018

Smoking Hands

To have a blunt in each finger crease, and to smoke them all at once.

“Bro look at her, she’s smoking hands!”

by JizzyCumRag October 16, 2018

Third Hand Smoke

The act of sucking the smoke from someone elses cigarette and blowing it into someone else's face.

*a stranger blows smoke at your friend*

You: "Hey, I'm gonna report you for third hand smoke"

by BigLooser;) January 18, 2019

Third hand smoke

The common occurrence when a person that was previously around a smoker comes in contact with a third-party and transmit smoke to the person

I know you don’t smoke but I don’t want to catch third hand smoke because you were previously around a smoker

by Cwolf22 September 16, 2018