Smk

Where you smash your keyboard

Person: why did the chicken cross the road cause it want to go to KFC
Person 2: SMK

by WCG847 February 24, 2021

SMK

SAN MARINO KILLERS!
SP baby! <3 South Pasadena

SMK all the way!

by <3 SPHS November 10, 2010

SMK

Software MacKiev company - the largest company in the world porting Windows brends to Macintosh platform. Also develops and publishes several it's own products.

Wow! SMK's World Book is so splendid!

by Shyssiryxius July 10, 2007

SMK

Meaning: smacking my knee

When an individual laughs so hard and begins to smack their knee.

I laughed so hard I was SMK

That girls outfit made me SMK

Judy: (after laughing out loud) "SMK"
Jane: "what does that mean Judy"
Judy: "I'm smacking my knee because you have me laughing so hard!"

by Missy Avery January 25, 2014

suck my knee (SMK)

A sexual act performed by two lucky individuals on a middle aged, indian man, with glasses and no personality, whose knees are knobby AF. An up and coming sex position, it promises to make your day beautiful and filthy wet. Forget a wet female part, this is the real fucking deal. Knee sucking is the next big thing, and will fucking rock. So lets fucking get started on SMK.

lets suck knees. you can suck my knee (SMK) first. how do you want me to suck it? lets suck it nice and slow. like old times.

by indianlovers1234567890 November 7, 2012

Smk

Smk mean kms but back word's

I'm going to smk

by anonymous December 15, 2020

smks

“Smks” is an abbreviation for “Shaking my kidney stones” it is often (rarely) used while texting and as a stupid alternative to saying “Smh” which is an abbreviation for “Shaking my head”.

“Dude im literally smks rn”
“Ur so stupid smks”

by magesier May 28, 2023