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smirk emoji 

An emoji you give a girl or boy when you want to climb into bed with them for more than a cuddle
smirk emoji by JKrollin April 16, 2016

smirk jerk 

An person who frequently fakes a smile with an arrogant, smug attitude.
Rachel is such a smirk jerk! She always gives me that same smug look every time I screw something up.
smirk jerk by zeus64 April 12, 2011

Smirk Curtain 

A smirk curtain is slang for a nice mustache. It is a curtain for the smirk.
Hey Dave did you just have a cappuccino? You’ve got some milk froth in your smirk curtain!
Smirk Curtain by Tayne Morano April 24, 2020

smirk-and-jerk 

(v.) to roll one's eyes whilst concurrently simulating (male) masturbation , used whenever one encounters absolute douche-baggery or ridiculous-ness.
"I was TOTALLY pulling a smirk-and-jerk as my ex was telling me over the phone how he didn't miss me at all when my phone's missed call log proved otherwise."
smirk-and-jerk by belleofthebaltimore September 28, 2006

coprophagous smirk 

This is a nonsubtle smile that indicates the maker has a joyous secrt: a shit-eating grin
Jack finally got laid and went around all of the next day with a coprophagous smirk on his face.

Meth Smirk 

One of the tell-tale signs of a chronic user of methamphetamine (aka glass, crystal, meth, ice) is the meth smirk. Muscle rigidity sets in on the muscles of the mouth and the user will sound like they have some kind of speech impediment, as if they are unable to fully close their mouth while talking, and look like a smirk is frozen to their face. Described as sounding twacked out.
A: "Wow, Bam Margera's really got a solid meth smirk goin' on in this episode. He can barely talk!"

B: "Yeah, he's fuckin' twacked out."
Meth Smirk by Tommy TapeShoe October 28, 2010