Smerfing

Smart Nerds Fucking

At last year's MENSA convention, there was way too much smerfing.

by WordMann68 February 22, 2011

Smurfing

Attempting to hide your identity from administrators and peers by creating a secret account; in gaming culture, this often occurs after being blacklisted under a previous name.

Smurfing is my only option, after getting banned for accidentally killing my teammate in Rainbow Six Siege!

by Remie D Gaming May 7, 2017

Smurfin it

To suffer from blue balls.

"Damn man, Jason ain't had sex in weeks."
"Aww dude he must be smurfin it bad."
"Yeah, he needs to start beatin his meat."

by skizzle mcnizzle November 9, 2008

Smurfin the Gherkin

When a lady (smurfette) gives a guy a blow job with such enthusiasm she goes blue in the face due to holding her breath/being unable to breath.

Dude, she was so good at blow jobs she never came up for air, she's ace at smurfin the gherkin!

by ireallyshouldknowbetterbynow August 5, 2012

Gayer smirking

A smirk with so much homosexuality that only the gayest of the gays can pull it off

That was "gayer smirking" than I could ever pull off.

by Foxytheboss663 January 1, 2020

smurfing

Purchasing small amounts of pseudoephedrine in several stores or by groups of people, with the purpose of using it to make metamphetamine.

They're off to smurf every pharmacy in the main street.

by J T Ripper July 2, 2005

Smurfing

Buying up the maximum allowed quantities of pseudoephedrine-based medicines at one location after another for use in the production of crystal meth.

After drug enforcement officers successfully regulated the sale of ephedrine and pseudoephedrine, many large-scale producers of crystal meth were force into smurfing

by brap April 4, 2009