Smorking

To snort and smoke a substance.

I caught her smorking in the bathroom at Burger King.

by runforestrun July 7, 2010

Smerfing

Smart Nerds Fucking

At last year's MENSA convention, there was way too much smerfing.

by WordMann68 February 22, 2011

Gayer smirking

A smirk with so much homosexuality that only the gayest of the gays can pull it off

That was "gayer smirking" than I could ever pull off.

by Foxytheboss663 January 1, 2020

Sterking

To stalk some one while jerking off at the same time.

That girl is so hot I was sterking behind her for like five blocks!

by Secret Agent Moscow June 6, 2011

Smeaking

A ritual in which guys are just being dudes

Did you hear me and the boys were smeaking last night?

by Andd2112 June 26, 2019

Sherkin' the gherkin

Masturbating. You know, jerking off. Taming the snake. Petting the walrus. Spanking the monkey. Stroking the salami.

Frank: "Dude, that guy got caught sherkin' the gherkin in the school library."

by Krummholio May 28, 2007

smerting

Hiding an obvious erection from the peoples around you.

Cody was "smerting" away in the corner.

by OmegaZim October 27, 2010