Share the smealth

Farting in public, making sure you share the smell with as many people as possible. A pun on "share the wealth".

I passed gas on a packed bus today. I know everyone got a whiff of it. Ya gotta share the smealth!

by LonePooper January 27, 2018

seeldarb

1. Lint or fuzz that gets trapped in the hair around one's asshole.

2. Also Bradlees, a defunct department store, spelled backwards.

"I spent the afternoon picking out my seeldarb."

by chriscalhoun March 4, 2009

Shmeeloh

What you can call a guy you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a boyfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)

See also:
shmeelah

Jane really liked her new shmeeloh John, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.

by Desired handle was taken June 23, 2016

Shmeelovs

shmee-lovs
/shmēlŏvz/

The plural form of "shmeelof"

Despite having gone through a number of shmeelovs in the past year, John still couldn't find anyone he was ready to commit to.

by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016

Shmeelah

What you can call a girl you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a girlfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)

John really liked his new shmeelah Jane, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.

by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016

Seeley Booth

Seeley booth is a amazingly charming FBI agent from the hit tv show, Bones. He wears a COCKey belt buckle everyday and is an amazing piece of work. He also has a son that he had with his ex-wife, his son's name is parker. SEXY

i wanna fuck seeley booth!!

by boothisfuckingamazing November 26, 2010

smeefed

To be drunk/faded beyond recovery.

"Logan was so smeefed last night, he doesn't remember anything the morning after."

by cheggdown September 27, 2019