smeakle

Originally a combination of "smuggle" and "sneak," the word has evolved to describe a accidental movement of the bowels, typically resulting in a minor liquid expulsion. A smeakle very commonly follows a forced release of flatulence.

See also "shart" or "hershey squirt."

The date was going fine until the chimichangas started kickin' in and I totally smeakled at table.

by DocWayneDale January 8, 2010

smeagle puff

a person who has been to jail already for being a pedophile, and is changing their status by going for the mentally disabled children

you see that old creep walking into the special ed room? ah, yes! he is a total smeagle puff, for sure.

by Easy E fo sheeezy October 4, 2009

Smeagle

The act of shoving a pen, floor hockey stick, or just anything with a pointy end up someones ass when they are bending down. This dirty act can be seen while witnessing a Harney Beating.

Hey Joeseph is bending over, smeagle him until he cries.

by W Tang May 19, 2006

smeagle

The act of having unlubricated anal sex with a woman and then having her clean off the penis with her mouth.

Dude your sister smeagled me last night.

by addy123 June 23, 2008

smeazles

A rash contracted after a ridiculously long man-date.

After I got home from playing Madden with the guys for 6 hours, I had mad smeazles all over my body.

by Tim Shawver January 13, 2004

Smeagle

A really ugly/unattractive person.

when you see a really ugly person you would speak in the tone that smeagle does and say the word smeagle.
OR...........
You can just say I see a smeagle.

by Norshell February 7, 2005

smeasle

A smeasle is a word I invented for kittens and cats when I was a kid. Has its roots with the word morsel because that's what kittens are: cute little morsels. After the mashup, the result is smeasle. Pronounced (smee-sul).

I procured a smeasle as new pet.

by Matt7777777 January 30, 2008