two-fist smashin' it

v.
the action of auto-stimulation by use of two hands clinched in a fist shape.

*first discovered in the CNN building where a wonderful Pithecia pithecia was viewed in it's cage engaging in 'two-fist smashin' it'

Yo, homie D-Loc been in lock down for so long man. i bet he be two-fist smashin' it every night

by lord.atronymic August 19, 2006

Ali da goat smashin glass

A business boy who will soon be very rich but at the moment is still climbing his ladder of success at the moment he is the coolest kid in his skool and smart Also Gud lookin. Jk he’s better than everything that was just said x10

Wow I wish I can be more like Ali da goat smashin glass.He is so kool also hi Cole and Happy b day mancho

by ALZIVERoil December 16, 2019

ass smashin poop jockey

A man who performs anal sex with another man for sexual pleasure.

That guy is definitely an ass smashin poop jockey

by Slicksta February 18, 2008

smashin panochas

When you’re fucking vaginas like a pornstar(hard and quick).

Guy1: what are you doing tonight bro
Guy2: I’m going to be smashin panochas all night long bro
Guy1: damn bro you’re lucky man

by UtzUtz69 September 5, 2022

Smashin'

A word used to describe J's simultaneous smashin' of keyboard and LGs while messaging furiously.

J you're smashin' real hard today!

by fhaskjlfh89r32 June 2, 2018

smashinator

Eric Blackwell from Bloomington Indiana

Eric he’s a smashinator

by Eek from btown Halloween daddy April 16, 2021