when a large group of boys and girls gather and the girls finger themselves then shove smarties up their pussy and ass then the boys spin the bottle to choose a girl then lick out the smarties
At The Smarty Party.
girl: *fingers herself and puts in the smarties* "ok spin the bottle"
boy: *spins bottle* (to boy2) "fuk man i got the blonde 1!"
boy2: "eat her out"
boy: *licks and sucks the smarties out of girl*
girl: *fingers herself and puts in the smarties* "ok spin the bottle"
boy: *spins bottle* (to boy2) "fuk man i got the blonde 1!"
boy2: "eat her out"
boy: *licks and sucks the smarties out of girl*
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Smarty Pants is someone that is getting a Ph.D. in Economics after subtly stating that she has already gotten an Political Science degree and is currently further completing studies in Statistics and Economics.
by Texan In Madrid May 16, 2011
Get the Smarty Pants mug.What was said to Thurgood by Sampson in the critically acclaimed and cult status movie, "Half-Baked".
Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.
Thurgood: Whose this?
Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!
Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!
Sampson: Shutup bitch!!
You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!
Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?
Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!
Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.
Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!
Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!
Sampson: Shutup bitch!!
You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!
Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?
Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!
Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.
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Get the smarty barby pants mug.When a guy wears a tinfoil diaper coated with Smarties Candies. Once he fills the diaper it is then licked clean by the girl giving her a taste sensation of both delicious sweetness and lip-puckering sour. This is very popular with the "in-the-know" in Europe and with real-esate professionals.
1. She was acting like a baby so I showed her who her daddy was with a Cleveland Smarty-Pants.
2. My bitch went to the food court the other day but nothing tasted as sweet or as sour as the Cleveland Smarty-Pants I gave her last weekend.
2. My bitch went to the food court the other day but nothing tasted as sweet or as sour as the Cleveland Smarty-Pants I gave her last weekend.
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