by Ms.Big Botty December 20, 2014
Get the Smart Assmug. While visiting Kopp's frozen custard shop in Milwaukee where smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin was on duty, Vice President Joe Biden was sampling some of the tasty treats.
Biden: "What do I owe you for the delicious custard?"
Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: “Don’t worry, it’s on the house. … Lower our taxes and we’ll call it even.”
Biden: “Why don’t you say something nice instead of being a Smart–ass all the time?”
Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: (Thinking) This motherfucker just lost my vote.
Biden: "What do I owe you for the delicious custard?"
Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: “Don’t worry, it’s on the house. … Lower our taxes and we’ll call it even.”
Biden: “Why don’t you say something nice instead of being a Smart–ass all the time?”
Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: (Thinking) This motherfucker just lost my vote.
by markwonder August 30, 2010
Get the Smart-assmug. One who's ass has a higher IQ than their head despite how brilliant they may be in other areas. Usually they are powerless to stop their annoying behavior.
by MichaelTheKicker February 4, 2010
Get the Smart Assmug. by Ms.Big Botty December 20, 2014
Get the Smart Assmug. Hym "The cure for.... That son of a bitch!"
Iam "Eh.... Yeah... That's a little embarrass..."
Hym "You shut it!! Shut your goddamn face!"
Iam "...Sorry..."
Hym "............."
Iam "I mean.... We said the..."
Hym "I know goddamn well what we said Smart-Ass! Why don't you and him go have a Smart-Ass party!? Buy a yacht, call it the Smart-Ass, sail it out to sea, and go fuck yourselves!! How does that sound?"
Iam "..........."
Hym "NOT RHETORICAL!!!,"
Iam "........ You know if I try to answer you're just going to....."
Hym "Shut it! I'm surrounded by idiots!"
Iam "Eh.... Yeah... That's a little embarrass..."
Hym "You shut it!! Shut your goddamn face!"
Iam "...Sorry..."
Hym "............."
Iam "I mean.... We said the..."
Hym "I know goddamn well what we said Smart-Ass! Why don't you and him go have a Smart-Ass party!? Buy a yacht, call it the Smart-Ass, sail it out to sea, and go fuck yourselves!! How does that sound?"
Iam "..........."
Hym "NOT RHETORICAL!!!,"
Iam "........ You know if I try to answer you're just going to....."
Hym "Shut it! I'm surrounded by idiots!"
by Hym Iam April 15, 2022
Get the Smart-Assmug. A smart phone that has been "apped out" with all kinds of annoying lights, noises, and virtual effects.
Dude#1 God, I am going to smash Josh's phone if he plays that Drama button one more time.
Dude#2 I hear you. He has turned it into a real smart ass phone.
Dude#2 I hear you. He has turned it into a real smart ass phone.
by DRH the third April 29, 2013
Get the smart ass phonemug. Smart ass that has a higher than average intelligence.
Better than a dumb ass
...
1) omg. your such a smart ass bitch!!!
2) I know, but that's better than being a dumb ass.
Better than a dumb ass
...
1) omg. your such a smart ass bitch!!!
2) I know, but that's better than being a dumb ass.
Brandy Bedford...... she is a Smart Ass Bitch, I'm going to grow up to be a smart ass bitch just like her. I wanna be the next B.B.
by Army_Wife March 26, 2013
Get the Smart Ass Bitchmug.