Tale Of Shitpants

When somebody poops themselves and tries to hide it. When they try to explain what the sound was you call their lie a tale of shitpants

Man Farts
"What was that?"
"It was nothing I just squeaked in the chair."
" Yeah right, you are telling the tale of shitpants"

by farterinc June 21, 2022

sluttypants

a complete lying whore, one who tries to ruin other realtionships beacuse hers is crap and oh shes a slut

ruby is a complete sluttypants

by fuck145689867554 February 24, 2009

shetpants

An exclamation, usually with "Holy", "Oh my", or "What the" in front of it, used when you can't think of any other word for your extreme surprise/joy.

"Holy shetpants, that's a great idea!"

"Oh my shetpants, it's Jonny Depp!"

"WHAT THE SHETPANTS IS THAT?!"

by Ampora November 19, 2011

Slut Pants

Slut pants are those plad PJ pants that people think are ok to wear in public. All it really means is the person wereing them is ready for sex. easy down easy up, perfect for quicky.

Dude1: dude you see that chick, shes totaly read for it just look at her slut pants they aleady have splouge marks on them.

Dude2: ummm....dude i made those marks

by Wise old Buck March 27, 2009

shitpants

when your ass-ring can no longer contain the chunk stench pushing against your taint and feces drips into your drawers.

Rocco, from Kennedy Middle School, circa 92-93. Rocco, a.k.a. "shitpants", took a massive shit in his pants one fine unsmelly day...well...we know that day turned out plenty smelly...thanks shitpants!

by My name ain't Rocco June 1, 2009

slutanese

A language spoke by any girl or group of girls speaking at obscenely loud volumes. Often using such words as; like, omg, I know riiiiiiight, reaaaaly, or "shut up". Usually, alcohol is involved.

"I can't understand those drunk girls behind us."
"That's because they're speaking Slutanese."

by cpdsed August 11, 2015

Slut Pants

These are the hypothetical pants that you wear when you're horny af

Tammy: Are you ready to go out tonight?

Leslie: Heck yeah I got my slut pants on tonight... homegirls gon get it

by popplockanddropit November 20, 2017