Slutmuffin

1. Term used to describe a seemingly innocent girl that turns into a freak as soon as the lights go out.

2. Promiscuous pastry.
"Sarah is my little slutmuffin"

"Is that slutmuffin felching the shortcake!?"
by vmr2009 November 03, 2009
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slutmuffins

Plural form of the word slutmuffin.
Slutmuffin being the compound of two words slut and muffin. May be used as a term of endearment between friends or lovers.
May be used as a compliment.
The female version of studmuffin.
Can be used to describe a woman who is outwardly very sweet, but has a very sexy side behind closed doors,
or someone who is outwardly both very sweet and very sexy.
Rarely used as an insult because of the cuteness of the term.
I love you my little slutmuffin.
Slutmuffin you are so sexy!
My girl is a total slutmuffin.
Did you see that slutmuffin? I'd totally tap that!
That Librarian is cute, I bet she is a total slutmuffin.
plural:
Those girls are total slutmuffins!
by Alexandria Slutmuffin May 03, 2007
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slutmuffins

Of, or pertaining to, the bastard child of a female whore.
Due to the rising cost of living, due in part to the George W. Bush administration, Jane had to sell her slutmuffins on the black market to make ends meat.
by Rabbitt February 03, 2004
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Slutmuffin

A insult I made up that when said causes laughter and an occasional giggle. It really has no actual meaning to it, it's just an insult, like buttmunch. ;D
*gets killed*
S0m3 DUd3 666: YOU STUPID SLUTMUFFIN!!
by S0m3 DUd3 666 March 25, 2010
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Slutmuffin

Someone who is short, and adorable, but incredibly slutty and gross. Probably. Has all sorts of diseases just WAITING to crawl into you.
I'm pretty sure you don't need one. But ah, what the hell.
Slutmuffin; lets fuck
someone; okay
SM; lets fuck
another person; okay
ETC ETC ETC
by The Spongey Avenger March 20, 2011
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Slutmuffin

A term for a hot guy.
Girl 1: Oh my, he is such a slutmuffin.
Girl 2: I know right.
by yoyoyizzyyo October 03, 2009
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irish slutmuffin

an irish woman, who is outwardly very sweet but behind closed doors, is a sexual deviant. people expect her to be this sweet innocent girl, and when she says something dirty or sexual, the typical response would be "oh you little slutmuffin". she also likes to drink and party, like the irish do.
"did you hear what that irish girl said?" "oh yes, she is quite the little irish slutmuffin" "and we thought she was so sweet and innocent!"
by irishgirl26 February 02, 2010
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