slurred hearing

An excuse for not answering someone especially when under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

I'm sorry I did not hear you. I have slurred hearing.

by Pedro Dido February 10, 2010

slurfed

When you fall asleep with your hands on your keyboard and continue to scroll down or up a webpage.

I slurfed all the way through the a section of the urban dictonary

by demonpeepers April 12, 2011

Slurped Off That Hoobastank

A derogatory phrase, often used to insult one’s intelligence. It can also be used to refer to a high or intoxicated individual.

“Man, he be slurped off that hoobastank ”.

by Loser_Real April 7, 2021

superb slurped

When a man pulls out the clitoris and sucks it so hard that it pops off

“Man I superb slurped Jessie last night in the dressing room. Passerby’s thought there was a murder!”

by Anqrygole February 14, 2018

swurved

drug and high

just got back from the club and im swurved as a mutha fuka

by Crunk August 13, 2003

Slurve

a slut that has a curvy body

Guy 1: Dude look at that chick over there! she has curves.

Guy 2: yea man, i heard she's a slut.

Guy 1: Yeah, well she's a slurve.

by kari-ism's December 13, 2010

slurked

Started from the green welcoming hills of Santa Rosa, California. It implies that you are high and drunk at the same time.

Mitch and Charles dawg, I just hit the bong, and drank two forties, I'm fucking slurked.

by Peter Carlson April 4, 2005