Slugtard

Noun: A slugtard. A person who wields the reaction speed of a slug. To disguise their fail, they use retarded excuses.

Adj: Slugtarded. A person who is acting or has acted in the ways of a slugtard.

Noun:
(ie: World of Warcraft. As a part of World of Warcraft; Cataclysm, interupting special boss moves can lead to special achievements or simply not failing a fight. A person who misses a 2 second cast time is a Slugtard.)

Adj:
Man1: Whats up?
Man2: Not much man, how about you?
Man1: I hear you were acting pretty slugtarded last night
Man2: Yea, that ball hit me right in the face. I tried to catch it but you know me... Slugtard central right here.
Man:1: ... Fag

by SexySlut2 March 26, 2011

slutstache

A bleached mustache on a hot or attractive female; a mustache that serves an almost invisible barrier to keep semen from entering the nasal passages

dude did you see that chick" - "yeah she's hot but loses points for the 'stache" - "she has a slutstache

by kingnothing19 May 11, 2011

Slutstache

A type of mustache on an average looking man that can make him go from a 5/10 to a 10/10

Miles Teller has a slutstache that makes him looking like the big next door to he’ll ruin your life.

“He not good looking but with his slutstache he looks like a god.”

by dhdsyuggsj March 13, 2025