Supportunity

n. When an opportunity for a stand-up paddleboard (SUP) adventure presents, it can be described as a supportunity.

Alex: Hey! Beautiful day to be out on the water!
Julie: Sounds like a supportunity!
Alex: Awesome sauce!

by Elena Chantal July 24, 2021

shopportunity

A golden opportunity for shopping. When the opportunity for shopping arises at the same time as you find a parking space in front of the store and you have plenty of cash.

Marty was thrilled when the confluence of parking space, cash-in-hand, sale, and time created a shopportunity at the local kitchen store. She knew that her shopping was meant to be!

by MaineChallengedOne January 26, 2008

Swoopportunity

The delightful set of circumstances that increase the success rate of a successful swoop unto the coveted object of another person.

Randy: OOOOH BOY! Molly Anne Jenkins just drank 16 budweisers, I'm gonna get up on!

Zeke: But Randy aint' Ned been datin' that Molly Anne?? 'Fact I just saw them at the ice cream parlor earlier tonight. On a date!

Randy: CAAAAAAW! This is the swoopportunity of a lifetime!! CAAAAAW!!

by Great Blue Heron November 4, 2008

Head Stomportunity

While playing gears of war, spying a crawling enemy presents a "head stomportunity" i.e an opportunity for head stomping.

"check out that wounded locust n00b, i spy a head stomportunity."

by Captain Alan J. Hinton January 25, 2009

swapportunity

swap·por·tu·ni·ty (swapp-er-too-ni-tee, -tyoo-)

noun, plural -ties.
1. an appropriate or favorable time or occasion: The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.

2. a situation or condition favorable for attaining the specific goal of trading ones spouses for sexual activity.

3. a good position, chance, or prospect, as for advancement or success in the swinging lifestyle.

Origin:
2012; Chicago advertising firm Schafer Condon Carter. --Yoplait Yogurt "Spelling Bee" tv commercial. (Portmanteau> combining swapping with opportunity)

The swingers party afforded a swapportunity to exchange spouses.

by Just4Lovers January 12, 2012

Shoportunity

An advantageous shopping opportunity either unexpected or foreseen in which passing up would cause significant discomfort or regret.

I found these Michael Kors shoes on sale today and it was a shoportunity I just couldn't pass up.

by MontanaC March 4, 2009

Plopportunity

The chance to have a crafty dump behind a bush when nobody is watching

I had a tortoise head! The girls were all chatting and I had bit of old tissue in my pocket, so I dived in the hedge and turned one out! It was the perfect plopportunity.

by Nuphagus February 26, 2020