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Will Smith slapped Chris Rock because he joked about his wife. Chris Rock then says “Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” Then Will Smith screams and says “Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth!” Chris Rock says: “Wow”
Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock sure was one hell of a battle.
by nike kicks March 29, 2022
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Sopping Cow Tits

Used to describe a pair of breasts that are both large like a cow and sopping. Sopping being an onomatopoeic word that cannot be precisely defined as it depends on context. Especially recommended for describing the rack of a girl having well formed and large boobs, typically by way of breast implants or just naturally massive melons, but also the jugs themselves must be sopping in some way. Very useful in situations in which describing the breasts literally would be onerous or cumbersome.
Situation 1:

D: What are Sarah's breasticles like?

A: Mate, they're Sopping Cow Tits.

D: Safe.

Situation 2:

D: Isn't that...?

A: Yeah, the one with the Sopping Cow Tits.

D: Safe
by Mad Avid Ad May 5, 2011
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Shitter shopping

The act of online shopping on a mobile device (phone, tablets) while sitting on the toilet. One would usually partake in shitter shopping while your supposed to working at your job.
Worker1 "hey where's Joey ?He's been gone for a half an hour now."
Worker 2 " he's probably in the bathroom shitter shopping for some black Friday deals "

Joey: "bro, I was totally shitter shopping at work and some guy comes and drops ass in the stall next to me and shits when there was clearly 10 other empty bathroom stalls . But I did manage to get some great deals on amazon.
by rightlane February 28, 2016
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Shopping Socks

Fancy socks that a person wears to go shopping as opposed to socks a person wears to bed.
Fetch me my fancy shopping socks Haiden, mama's going to the store to get a box.
by Redboots November 5, 2010
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Slapping flap

A married woman having an extra marital affair with a different woman.
I wish my wife would stop slapping flap all over town.
by Bonals May 26, 2018
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Shopping cart racing

When you race by pushing empty shopping carts around in a store or shopping mall with people racing against you.

The sport usually always involves drifting the carts while racing.

It can be very risky in some ways because of people and other shoppers being in the way.

Security guards pursuits may be involved around the store or mall.
1: What do you wanna do tonight guys?
2: Let’s go shopping cart racing!
All: Yeah!
1: Alright. Shhhh. Let’s get our carts out and let’s totally rip up the store!
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
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home shopping network

A TV shopping show. Mostly has useless crap nobody would ever need.
The best thing on the home shopping network is the knife collectors show. Atleast they don't sell sega products.
by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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